How did I know.

My wife ask me to get her a Lady Finger. So I stopped at the store and get one. How did I know she meant the candy bar, not a vibrator.

Bad use of spandex.

I thought you may want to stay away from some of those flea markets. The other day I was at my local flea market and seen this lady in some spandex pants. What was so sick about it was see was an old lady. Now I know this does not seam bad, but she had the biggest ass I have ever seen. She made Bertha butt and her butt and a half sisters look good. And see had the audacity to bend over in front of me and fart. Now that is just rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. Do not forget to go to Sextons Yard Sale When you purchase a item, tell them you got to the site form Sick Man Sick and you will get a 10% refund on you final selling price.

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Clean Carpet

Back in the day, where I came from. You always knew the crack house. It was the only one with clean carpet.

Their the Same

The other day my wife was reading a book about cats and came across Ovarian Cancer, but then again they are pussies too.

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What Smells

You know that somethings wrong, when you walk into a slaughter house and it smells better than you do.

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Banana & Vibrator

What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? "Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me after she's done."

Gay Guy

I wonder if when a gay guy looks at his own junk, does he get turn on.

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Was She Ugly

I was waking down the street the other day and seen this lady coming at me. I was looking at her body then I saw her face. She was so Ugly she made my mother-in-law look sexy.