Sleep time

Well its time for bed again. Why? All we do is sleep just to wake up and go to work then come home to go back to bed again. I just love it.

Just bend over, ok.

A friend of mine was getting a divorce from his wife. When her lawyer came into the room he turned around an bent down and grabbed his ankles. Cause he knew he was f#$^*+&.

This will stop the oil spewing in the gulf.

Everyone wants to stop the oil from spewing in the gulf? All they need to do is put a wedding ring on it and it well stop putting out.